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Steampunk Octopus T-shirt UK
Steampunk Octopus T-shirt UK

Steampunk Octopus T-shirt

Regular price £44.00
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Color : Black
Size : XS
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Steampunk Octopus T-shirt: Cthulhu Crew Neck

Unleash your inner Lovecraftian beast with this wickedly stylish tee. As eye-catching as Big Ben's clock face, the intricate Cthulhu design melds Victorian-era aesthetics with cosmic horror. Perfect for a stroll through Camden Market or a night at the Gothic Whitby Abbey. This comfortable cotton blend is ideal for braving London's foggy streets whilst channelling eldritch energy.

Clockwork Tentacles Unveiled

Immerse yourself in the depths of Victorian nautical artistry with this extraordinary Steampunk Octopus T-shirt. Boasting an intricate Cthulhu-inspired design, this garment melds brass-bound aesthetics with eldritch horror. Crafted from high-quality polyester, it offers both comfort and durability. The vintage-style print and bold "CTHULHU" text appeal to discerning Lovecraft enthusiasts, while the versatile crew neck ensures sartorial versatility for any occasion.

Artisan's Fitting Guide

  • Our dapper model stands at 5' 11" (1100cm) and weighs 165 lb (75kg)
  • He sports an XL size, perfectly tailored to his frame
  • True to size: This mechanical marvel fits as precisely as a well-oiled timepiece
  • Regular fit: Offers ample room for comfort, akin to a gentleman's smoking jacket
  • Layering: Ideal for solo wear or beneath a frock coat for the complete steampunk aesthete

Cephalopodic Couture for the Discerning Gentleman

Enhance your tentacled attire with a dashing Victorian steampunk dress shirt, perfectly complementing the mechanical marvels adorning your octopus ensemble.

For a complete transformation into a proper steam-powered dandy, peruse our extensive collection of gentlemen's steampunk shirts. Each piece is a testament to sartorial excellence in the age of steam.

Size Guide

SIZE UNIT XS S M L XL
Chest inch 32-34 35-37 38-40 41-43 44-46
cm 81-86 89-94 97-102 104-109 112-117
Waist inch 26-28 29-31 32-34 35-37 38-40
cm 66-71 74-79 81-86 89-94 97-102
Hip inch 34-36 37-39 40-42 43-45 46-48
cm 86-91 94-99 102-107 109-114 117-122

📏 If you're torn between two sizes, we suggest choosing the larger size for a more comfortable fit.

Make sure to measure yourself without feeling squeezed — 👚 wear your usual undergarments so your numbers come out right.

Steampunk UK Men Clothing Size Guide

Detail & Care

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on reverse side if needed.

Store the t-shirt folded in a cool, dry place. Avoid hanging to prevent stretching of the neckline.

Warning: Avoid contact with rough surfaces to prevent damage to the printed design.

Sustainability tip: Wash less frequently and air dry when possible to extend the life of the garment and reduce energy consumption.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Delivery

Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days. Orders placed before 2:00 PM GMT may be processed the same day.

Standard UK delivery takes 6 to 10 business days.

Shipping is £3.80 on orders under £100 and free on orders over £100.

You will receive tracking by email once your order ships.

Returns & Refunds

You have 15 days from delivery to start a return. Contact us first and, once approved, we will email you our UK return address. Return postage is the customer's responsibility.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we cover the return cost.

Returned items must be unused, in original packaging, with all tags attached.

Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 10 business days of approval.

See our full Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.

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